When i find myself in times of trouble
Greece comes on to me
speaking words of wisdom
alcohol is free

queenttargaryen:

it’s all fun and games until everyone finds out their neighbouring country didn’t give them twelve points

amysparrow:

a vampire singing opera while half-naked devils lift each other around him

the eurovision song contest

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

laissesaigner:

Nada puede ser peor que hacer público tu historial de internet.

castiels-wing-s:

neraiutsuze:

 #The best part is that Bobby is all like ‘OMG WAT HAPPENED.’#Can you just imagine them together watching novellas? #I bet they did #I bet that’s where Dean got it from

La Vida Alberto Montt

Reprogramando Alberto Montt

marcelovieira:

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• a gripping trilogy